Yaaas, you might have seen a story or two about how those krazy Kushner kids have recently moved into the same posh but not overly ostentatious NW Washington Kalorama neighborhood to be graced by the Obama family. [Kalorama said to be named after the wide screen motion picture format introduced by the producer Mike Todd who married Elizabeth Taylor, who later married a U.S. Senator from the same general vicinity, although don’t quote me.]
But has anybody in the lame stream media bothered to capture and stress a Google Earth shot illustrating how they’re only 5 houses down and a 3 minute walk away from the former President and family? FIVE HOUSES. Awwwkward much? (Because, as you know, Ivanka has always been so much closer with Chelsea.)
“People are telling us” the proximity may merely be collateral damage from the WH advisory couple’s desire to put some distance between themselves and the Jeff Bezos Kalorama pied-a-terre-on-steroids at 2320-2330 S. Street, NW [yes, apparently with Prime, you get two mansions for the price of one], which is a distant 4 blocks and tedious 8-minute stroll away. One can only speculate as to whether the logistical decision with regard to the Amazon/Washington Post owner was a journalism issue …or just retail. Either way, we’re hoping the presence of all three households may help put a dent in the Katastrophic Kalorama Krime spree that has everybody afraid to leave their doors unlocked. BTW, you’re welcome, and bring a covered dish.